Random Lines

Dopey jokes I came up with for my goof-ball show today. Jotting them down so I don't forget them.

To a kid ...

"How old are you?" Kid, "Six." "Wow, that's amazing. I wouldn't put you pass 5. You must work out. No? You can tell me - have you had any work done?"

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