I've received a threatening call from the Stock Alliance of Necromancers! They've exposed me as a fake magician .... quickly ... I must ready my smoke cloud pellets and vanish!
"I don't think you understand the forces you are trifling with. We are the Stock Alliance of Necromancers and we've grown tired of your cheap tricks and petty magic. You are not a real magician and we will show you for the fake you really are ... watch yourself."
Usually necromancers threaten me via 18 foot cobras and death vapors, but this time they sent an effeminate teen with a poor command of the English language and accent.
From phone number (213) 286-4199