Throw The Best Party on Long Island? You?
Yes, you Cupcake! Your party can be fun, interesting, exciting,affordable, wild and crazy. But only if you call me.
I'm the very best party entertainer on Long Island, according to this sentence. How can you argue with that?
You can't. Your kids will love you if you hire the best magician on Long Island. If you don't, they disown you. Don't expect them to put you up in a private nursing home if you skimp out on their birthday party and hire some dopey clown.
Hire the funniest, most professional magician in all of Long Island. Or, hire me.
Call me at my office or your children will think you stink. Really.